Funny Names

Funny, strange and weird names for people, places and things.


Funny names for people

A

Adam Baum

atom bomb

  

Ader Titsoff

ate her tits off

  

Adolf Oliver Busch

ate off all of her bush

  

Adolf Oliver Nipple

ate off all of her nipple

  

Aitor Mitrousers

I tore my trousers!

  

Al Kaholic

alcoholic

  

Al Lickertwat

  

Al Bino

albino

  

Al B. Fuctifino

I'll be fucked if I know

  

Al K. Holic

alchoholic

  

Alf A. Romeo

alfa romeo

  

Allota Dick

  

Alotta Fagina

  

Alotta Bush

A lot of bush

  

Alpha Kenny Juan

i'll fuck anyone

  

Amanda Hugenkiss

a man to hug and kiss

  

Amanda Reckonwith

a man to reckon with

  

Amanda Doomi

a man to do me

  

Amanda Poker

a man to poke her

  

Anass Rhammar

Taxi cab driver

  

Andy Feltersnatch

and he felt her snatch

  

Andy Phucter

and he fucked her

  

Anita Dick

I need a dick

  

Anita Bath

i need a bath

  

Anita Potty

i need a potty

  

Anita Peter

i need a peter

  

Anita Roddick

  

Anita Bonia

i need to bone you

  

Anita Moorehead

  

Anita Goodsheet

i need a good shit

  

Anita Cathider

  

Anita Gofradump

I need to go for a dump

  

Annie Body

anybody

  

Annie Recksun

an erection

  

Anya Neeze

on your knees

  

April Pealot

  

April Showers

  

Arya Reddy

Are Ya Ready?

  

B

B. O'Problem

  

Barb B. Cue

  

Barbara(Barb) D. Wire

barbed wire

  

Barbie Dahl

barbie doll

  

Barry Abone

bury a bone

  

Barry Schmelly

very smelly

  

Barry McCockiner

  

Barry Mapole

bury my pole

  

Bea Chermeat

beat your meat

  

Belle E. Flopp

  

Ben Yankin

  

Ben Wabawls

  

Ben Gurgen Hoffe

been jerking off

  

Ben N. Syder

been inside her

  

Ben O. Verbich

  

Ben R. Over

  

Benjamin Over

  

Bertha D. Blues

  

Betty Kant

  

Betty Bangzer

bet he bangs her

  

Betty Drillzer

bet he drills her

  

Betty Humpter

bet he humped her

  

Bill Board

  

Bill Lowbiter

pillow biter

  

Bo Nerr

boner

  

Boyd Schidtt

  

Breeda Fairey

  

Brooke N. Rubbers

broken rubbers

  

Buck Nekkid

buck naked

  

Buster Cherry

bust her cherry

  

Buster Hymen

bust her hymen

  

C

C. Mike Rack

see my crack

  

Candi Dish

  

Cantsia Weiner

can't see a weiner

  

Caress Masacc

  

Ceasar Titts

  

Chastity Belt

  

Chico Rhett

  

Chris Anthemum

  

Chris Peacock

  

Chris Biddick

  

Chris P. Cream

  

Chris P. Nutts

crispy nuts

  

Claude Bawls

clawed balls

  

Clint Torres

clitoris

  

Collin Forsecs

calling for sex

  

Comeoni Wanalaya

  

Connie Lingus

cunilingus

  

Corey Dunnett

  

Craven Moorhead

craving more head

  

Crystal Chanda Leir

  

Curley Pubes

curly pubes

  

D

Dan Lin-Wang

dangling wang

  

Darren Dick

  

Daryl B. Payne

There will be pain

  

Dean Gil Barry

dingleberry

  

Dee Mented

demented

  

Dee Flower

deflower

  

Denise R. Nockin

  

Dennis Toffice

  

Dennis Racket

Tennis Racquet

  

Diana Cancer

  

Dick Gazinya

  

Dick Hertz

  

Dick Lotion

  

Dick Butkiss

  

Dick Trickle

(Nascar Driver)

  

Dick Sweat

(New Hampshire Congressman)

  

Dick Skidmore

  

Dick Stillhard

  

Dick Holder

  

Dick Fitzwell

  

Dick Spring

  

Dick Heads

  

Dick Burns

  

Dick Longfellow

  

Dick Ryser

  

Dick Aiken

dick aching

  

Dick Alred

dick all red

  

Dick Bender

  

Dick Beninya

  

Dick Burns

  

Dick Cumming

  

Dick Fitzintite

  

Dick Holder

  

Dick Little

  

Dick Payne

  

Dick Raasch

  

Dick Ramdass

  

Dick Seaman

  

Dick B. Long

  

Dick C. Normus

  

Dick Israel Small

  

Dick S. Bendragen

  

Dixie Normous

  

Dixon Tudeep

  

Dixon Hand

  

Don Keedix

  

Don Bashinda Miccar

  

Doug E. Style

  

Dr. Festerpus

  

Drew Peacock

  

Dwayne Pipe

  

E

Eden Cherry

  

Eileen Left

  

Eileen Uhlik

  

Eileen Dover

  

Elena Mae Steele

watch out for your stuff.

  

Ella Mentry

  

Emerson Biggins

  

Enda Middle

in the middle

  

F

Fawn Dell Maibalz

  

Feela Newman

feel a new man

  

Felia Balls

  

Forrest Ranger

  

G

Gargoa Dick

  

George Washington Bridge

  

Geri Attrick

  

H

Hanni Ball

  

Hans Updeskirt

  

Hans Onmeicok

  

Harry Dickman

  

Harry Balls

  

Harry Kuntz

  

Harry Cox

hairy cocks

  

Harry Bare

  

Harry Balzonia

  

Harry Pitts

  

Harry Peters

  

Harry Butts

  

Harry Crack

  

Harry Bush

  

Harry Ashin

  

Harry Wang

  

Harry Paratesties

  

Harry Balsak

  

Harry P. Ness

  

Harry Zach O'Balls

  

Haywood Yablome

  

Haywood Jabuzov

  

Heaven Lee

  

Hedda Hare

  

Hedda Lettuce

  

Heidi Salami

  

Helen Heaven

  

Helen Back

  

Herb Eaverstinks

her beaver stinks

  

Herb Utsmells

her butt smells

  

Herbie Sinplex

  

Ho Lee Phuck

  

Holden Cox

  

Holly Woods

  

Holly Dayin

  

Homer Sexual

  

Honey Bunny Hare

  

Howie Feltersnatch

how he felt her snatch

  

Howie Diddot

  

Hugh Jass

huge ass

  

Hugh Jorgan

huge organ

  

Hugh DeMann

  

Hugh Jorgin

  

Hugh G. Rection

  

I

I.P. Freely

  

I.P. Daily

  

Igotta Gobad

  

Ilene Dover

  

Ima Cummin

  

Ima Cumming

  

Iona Glasscock

  

Isaac Kuntz

  

Iva Biggun

  

Ivan Offlcockitch

  

Ivan Itchinanus

  

Ivan Yerkinov

  

Ivana Tinkle

  

Ivana Humpalot

  

Ivana Sukalot

  

Ivana Gittov

I wanna get off

  

Ivana Ryder

  

Ivanna B. Badd

  

J

Jack Mehoff

  

Jack N. Noff

  

Jaques Strapp

  

Jen Italwortz

  

Jena Talia

  

Jenna Tolls

  

Jenna Side

  

Jenny Tull

Genital

  

Jerry Attrick

  

Jim Nasium

  

Jimmy Herlocker

  

Juan De Hattatime

One day at a time

  

Juan Kallot

wank a lot

  

Juan Hung Lowe

  

Justin Syder

  

Justin Case

  

Juwanna Hooker

  

Juwanna Peter

  

K

Keisha Mei Ash

  

Kenya Swallow

  

Kitty Litter

  

Klee Torres

Clitoris

  

L

Leigha Tard

  

Liz B. Anne

  

Lotta Hare

  

Lou Tenant

  

Lou Sanis

Loose Anus

  

Lou Swimmin

  

Lyman Cherry

  

M

M.T. Mylode

  

Madame Dick Hertz

  

Mandy Lifeboats

  

Manny Kanblo

  

Manny Feltersnatch

  

Marge Innovera

  

Marie Wanna

  

Mary Juanna

  

Mary Chris Smith

  

Matt Sterbate

  

Max E. Padd

  

May Flowers

  

May Flowers

  

Michael Torres

my clitoris

  

Mike Okhurtz

  

Mike Rotch

  

Mike Oxbig

  

Mike Rotchtickles

  

Mike Litoris

  

Milo Minute

  

Minny Heurts

  

Mitch Ubishi

  

Moe Lester

  

Mona Little

  

Mya Blousfalopan

  

N

N. O'Brain

  

N. Joey Magoo

enjoy my goo

  

Natalie Drest

  

Neil DuPrey

  

Neil Anblomee

  

Nick Carrs

  

Norma Lee Oppin

  

O

O. Howie Dickter

  

Oliver Klozov

  

Oliver Sutton

  

Ophelia Teats

  

P

Paige Turner

  

Pat McRotch

pat my crotch

  

Pat McGroin

  

Pat Mycock

  

Patty O'Ferncher

  

Patty O'Dors

  

Penny Candy

  

Penny Nichols

(Banker)

  

Penny Tration

  

Pete O'File

  

Peter Wiener

  

Peter Gozinya

  

Peter Palmer

  

Peter Pulimov

  

Peter Sukimov

  

Peter Burns

  

Peter B. Hangin

  

Peter B. Stiff

  

Phani Tikkala

(a consultant in N.J, USA)

  

Phil McCraken

  

Phil Apeno

  

Phil Mike Hunt

  

Philip Heruterus

fill up her uterus

  

Phill McCafferty

(Dentist)

  

Phillip (P.) Brain

  

Phillip Oliver Holz

  

Pussy Galore

  

R

Rhoda Hardcock

  

Richard Dick

  

Richard Cranium

  

Richard Noggin

dick head

  

Richard (Dick) Head

  

Rick O'Shae

  

Rob O. Flavin

  

Robin Banks

  

Robyn DeCradle

  

Roland E. Hay

  

Ron Chee

raunchy

  

Rosie Kuntz

  

Rosie Palm

  

Rufus Leaking

  

Rusty Kuntz

  

S

Sal Monella

Salmonella

  

Sam Aritan

  

Sandy Fagina

  

Sarah Bellum

  

Sarah Tonin

  

Scott Free

  

Seymour Privates

  

Seymoure Butts

  

Shandy Lear

chandelier

  

Sharon Cox

  

Sharon Yang

Sharing yang

  

Sharron Peters

  

Sharron D. Zeazes

  

Shea Verpussi

  

Stacy Rhect

  

Stanley Steamer

  

Stella Virgin

still a virgin

  

Stewart(Stu) Pidd

  

Stu Pidasol

  

Sue E. Side

  

T

Tara Dikov

  

Teresa Green

  

Terry Dactyl

  

Terry Bull

Terrible

  

Tess Eckel

  

Tess Tickler

  

Titsiana Boobarini

  

Trish Fish

  

Tyron Shulaces

  

U

U.G. Rection

  

Utits Besaggy

  

V

Vishnu VerHeer

  

W

Wayne Kerr

  

Wendy Bottom

  

Willie Makeet

  

Willie B. Hardigan

  

Willie Fisterbottom

  

Wilma fingerdo

will my finger do

  

Wilma Handue

  

Wilma Dickfit

  

Wyn Green

(Casino Pit Boss)

  

Y

Yuri Yakov

  

Z

Zach O'Balls