Alright America. Time to get this out of the way. Let's say you have a penis ... I'm implying that if you read this, you may be a dude. You're sitting around with your friends one night - especially if you are a drunk frat guy - and you decide to start confirming your male relationships in a way inspired by the 2009 film "I Love You Man" and the television show "How I Met Your Mother." That is to say that you decide to "Bro" out. What this means is that you are about to enter into a word game making funny names (see the above - funnynames.com) utilizing the word bro. It's how men bond. And boy is it dumb. Really dumb. Borderline needing a helmet dumb. But what else are you gonna do? Measure dicks?

Now you can Google search quotes from the movie or show and cheat at this little game. Keep some on file and win. But why not exercise your intellect. As I write this, it's 3:44AM on a Friday night and I am half-way through a bottle of scotch so I might as well be your "tour guide" on how to do this appropriately.

First of all - it's not just changing things with the sound "Oh" to "Bro." That would be too easy. Life is not that simple. And that is just not how it's done.

I'm sorry. Wait. What's that internet? It is? Well ... fuck me.

Hmmmmm, even still ... let me try to make this easier. Because when you are drinking - it's hard to come up with "Oh" names. So lets have a quick walk through of the easy ones to keep in mind when you are consuming your terrible beer.

What name most closely resembles "Bro." That's easy dingus. "Bo." Throw an "R" in there and all of a sudden you are a wizard at "Bro"-ing out. Examples include: Bro Jackson, Bro Derek, Bro Diddley and Bro Bice. Nice job. Also ... good luck thinking of other guys named Bo. There aren't many out there.

Time for the next step. I know that it's been a really long time since you have pushed yourself into the great foray of rhyme scheme. But hold on to your tits guys, because here we go. What name rhymes perfectly with the aforementioned "Bo." ... The name of the average fella! One that pre-dates cavemen! "Joe!" See: Bro Namath, Bro Montana, Bro Pesci, Bro Cocker, Bro DiMaggio, Bro Biden, Bro Mantegna, Bro Perry, Bro Rogan ... if you see fit, you can even use Bro Piscapo (I wouldn't. But do your thing.)