Strap this on for size. There is a variation out there of "Joe." Something a bit more classy. Something that fits neatly in the business world as well as your neighborhood bar - "Joseph." And so it goes: Broseph Fiennes, Broseph Gordon-Levitt, and Broseph Stalin. I'm sure that at some point in time you have enjoyed a musical (who hasn't?) Next time you find yourself on Broadway - check out: "Broseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."

Now comes the tough stuff. Complex variations if you will. You must search your feelings and find it in yourself to seek out the "oh" sound in popular or celebrity names. It's like "Where's Waldo" without the pretty pictures. It's hard. But you have it in you. I believe in you. YOU CAN DO IT! Some of my favorites include: Bro-Sama Bin Ladin, Bro-ey Lawrence (whoa), Robert DeNir-bro, Emili-bro Estevez, Yoko Bro-no, Vincent Van Bro, Barack Bro-Bama and Bro-nan O'Brien.

There you have it. I have trained you to the best of my (sincerely limited) ability. If I may, I have a few parting words of advice:

• Don't over do it. As with all things funny, keep it simple. Never force a "bro" where it doesn't belong. "Brozo the Clown" works fine. "Bro-Bro the Clown" sounds like an awful AWFUL stereotype.
• Just because it has an "O" in it doesn't mean it has an "Oh" in it. Bro-m Hanks? Nice try. Did you get that? It was sarcasm. Because that wasn't a nice try. It was a terrible try. Try not to be this stupid.
• Women can be "Bros" too. Just because they have an innie and not and outie doesn't mean they can't be a part of the fun. Angelina Bro-lie and who can forget the immortal singer and actress Brosephine Baker.
• For super, ultimate, megapoints ... find the person in the group playing the game with a "oh" somewhere in their name. Keep that in your pocket. It may be a gamble. But it's an ace in the hole. If by chance, no one else uses it and you win the game, you can use it as a final spike of victory. Don't high five though. It makes you look like a dick.
• Usage of "bro" outside of names can be funny. Give it a shot. But like all "bro"-ing, don't be afraid to fail. "No Bro-mo."

Now go forth. Whenever you find yourself on a roadtrip or at a cocktail party and this, the most ridiculous form of one-upmanship occurs, you now hold the tools to be a titan. Take what you have learned here and conquer. But if they try to change the game from "bro" to "dude" ... do yourself a favor and leave that party. Those guys are assholes.

That is all.

Wait ... Mari-bro Bro-pez ... now we're done.