6. Camera

When tennis great Arthur Ashe decided to adopt a child, he wanted to honor the babies mum. She was a photographer. So when the time came to name their brand new baby only one name would suit her. Camera Ashe. It's kind of pretty until the kid gets to school and has to explain it a million times. Her father died when she was just six years old. Never giving her the chance to ask him simply 'What the fuck?'

7. Tu

That's right. Tu. Not bad right? Actually not bad at all. Could be tribal. It definitely sounds spiritual. Then again. I haven't told you her fathers name. It's Rob. Hey. That's normal too. No big deal. Um ... actually. Yes it is. The actor who is her father is Rob Morrow. Which makes her Tu Morrow. Yup, tomorrow. What a dick.

8. Pilot Inspektor

Welp. Pilot Inspektor is his name. Yes, it's spelled that way. This is Jason Lee's kid. The guy from the Kevin Smith movies and 'My Name Is Earl.' I can't explain it. Don't wanna try. He's a Scientologist. And those guys are fuckin' weird.

9. Ocean

Maybe a name by a pirate that took to the seas at the dawn of a thousand nations. Possibly the name of an able Navy man who spent his days on the great blue. What if it's a name by someone who never saw the coast? Who never saw the waves crash forward and pull back? Kind of bittersweet isn't it. If only it were true. Ocean Whitaker is Forrest Whitaker's son. Takes the fun out of it doesn't it. Poor kid.

10. Blanket

Son of Michael Jackson. Oh boy. The weirdest name by the man who was at his most creepiest, when he acquired the child. We use the word 'acquired' because no one has any clue wether or not the kid is actually his. Blanket Jackson (aka - Prince Michael II.) Of all the things - all of the objects that he could have named his son after ... Did he have to name him something he was accused of doing terrible things under?