Who doesn't love live music? Who? Name me one person who doesn't like live music. Deaf people you say? We'll you ... are wrong. Those people listen to live music by feeling vibrations. They actually FEEL music. How do you feel about that dummy? (Did I just say "those" people? I didn't mean it in that way. I'm not a sound-ist.)

Anyway ... more important question. What do you do when you can't see your favorite band live? Maybe they aren't touring. Maybe the individual artists or members of the band are dead for dumb reasons (I'm lookin' at you zombie Elliot Smith.) Well worry not. There are guys who make careers, actual money, out of playing other peoples music. They are called cover bands ... and their names are ridiculous.
I have taken it on myself to come up with some great cover band names.

10. The Durans

9. Quarterfront

8. Really Loud Organized Protest

7. Us As Well

6. Expensive Escort

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