Our So-Called "Privacy" Policy

Look, we know what you're thinking. "Are these digital jesters harvesting my precious data?" The short answer is: probably not. The long answer is: we tried, but our data collection hamster fell asleep on its wheel, and frankly, analyzing user behavior sounds dreadfully boring compared to finding names like "Dick Trickle".

What We Don't Collect (Because We Can't Be Bothered): Your name (unless you submit it as a funny one), your email (unless you accidentally CC us on a grocery list), your browsing history (we assume it's mostly cat videos anyway), your deepest fears (though we're morbidly curious), or your location (unless you mail us a postcard from Climax, Michigan).

Cookies: Yes, we use cookies. Mostly chocolate chip. They are stored near the server rack for emergency snacking. Digital cookies? Maybe? Our tech lead mumbled something about "session tokens" before wandering off to chase a butterfly. Assume any digital crumbs are harmless and probably taste like static.

Data Storage & Security: Your submissions are stored on a server guarded by a particularly grumpy badger named Brenda. Security protocols involve Brenda occasionally swatting at the power cord. It's surprisingly effective. We promise to treat your submitted funny names with the reverence they deserve, which is to say, we'll laugh at them.

Third-Party Sharing: Sometimes, if a name is exceptionally funny, we might whisper it to a passing pigeon or shout it into the void. We consider this vital research. We definitely won't sell your data, mostly because we forgot where we put it.

Your Rights: You have the right to remain amused. You have the right to question our sanity. You have the right to submit truly terrible names, though we reserve the right to judge you silently. If you want us to forget you ever submitted "Amanda Hugginkiss", just clear your browser cache and hope Brenda the badger is having a good day.

In Conclusion: Don't worry about it. Go find more funny names.