Terms of Service
(More Like Suggestions, Really)
Welcome to FunnyNames.com! By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms, which we mostly made up just now. Failure to comply may result in mild disappointment or, in severe cases, being forced to listen to Brenda the badger's mixtape.
1. Use of Service: You are permitted to browse, chuckle, groan, and share the names found herein. You are expressly forbidden from taking any of this too seriously. This is a place for laughs, not lawsuits (unless the name is *really* bad, then maybe consult a lawyer, but don't tell them we sent you).
2. Content Submission: By submitting a name, you grant us the irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free license to point at it and laugh. You also grant us permission to potentially misspell it, miscategorize it, or attribute it to the wrong person entirely. We call this 'creative interpretation'. You retain ownership of your original discovery, but we own the bragging rights.
3. Intellectual Property: The highly sophisticated arrangement of pixels on this screen, the questionable logo, and the general aura of comedic desperation are the intellectual property of FunnyNames.com (or possibly Brenda, she's cagey about it). The funny names themselves belong to the universe, or perhaps to the unfortunate souls saddled with them.
4. Disclaimer of Warranties: This website is provided "as is" and "as available", much like leftover pizza. We make no warranties, expressed or implied, that the names are actually funny, that the site will always be online, or that our hosting hamsters won't unionize and demand better bedding. Your mileage may vary. Side effects may include snorting, giggling, and existential despair.
5. Limitation of Liability: FunnyNames.com shall not be liable for any damages resulting from uncontrollable laughter, awkward explanations to your boss about why you're browsing names like 'Ben Dover', or sudden urges to rename your pet 'Sir Reginald Fluffernutter III'. You browse at your own risk, especially if Brenda is feeling peckish.
6. Governing Law: These terms shall be governed by the laws of Chaos and Absurdity. Any disputes will be settled via a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, adjudicated by a neutral third-party squirrel (if available).
7. Changes to Terms: We reserve the right to change these terms whenever we feel like it, probably without notice, possibly by replacing the entire text with a picture of a cat wearing a tiny hat. Check back often, or don't. We're not your mom.